can we just take a second to talk about robet’s chair? i’m laughing so hard i can’t
Selfies of the Caribbean
This is so important
I tried to scroll past this. I really did.
MARK, WHERE IS MY LOOFAH? YOU’RE KILLING ME HERE! YOU KNOW I CAN’T REACH MY BACK WITHOUT MY LOOFAH! WHY WOULD YOU MOVE IT?
I SWEAR TO GOD YOU’RE LIKE A WALKING COLLECTION OF BATHROOM PET PEEVES. IF YOU WANT TO KEEP SLEEPING OVER WE’RE LAYING DOWN GROUND RULES. YOU SQUEEZE THE TOOTHPASTE FROM THE BOTTOM, LIKE AN ADULT, YOU PUT THE SOAP BACK IN THE SOAP DISH, SPECIFICALLY INVENTED TO HOLD SOAP, AND YOU PUT THE NEW ROLL OF TOILET PAPER ON THE DAMNED DISPENSER, NOT SITTING ON TOP OF THE EMPTY ROLL!
UGH! IT’S LIKE LIVING WITH A CAVEMAN!
ITS BEEN TEN YEARs
I don’t remember being ten years old when this came out.
This entrance describes his entire character.
Totally unplanned but still somehow miraculously successful.